lizard tail

another word for clit dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick

"Yo you bang that chick last night?"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"

by umuna September 13, 2016

lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.

The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.

by Lizard caps April 26, 2017

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

lizard

slang term for calling someone cute or hot

damn isaiah you look so lizard in this picture

by picklericksmurf December 20, 2022