lame lizard

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

by Tigurz March 10, 2015

Non-descript Giant Lizard

A Non-Descript Giant Lizard is what a movie/animation studio shits out when they want to put Godzilla in but want none of the hassle.

Person1: OH GOD IT'S GODZILLA
Person2: It's actually a Non-Descript Giant Lizard because we don't want to deal with copyright but we should still run like it's Godzilla.
Person1:
Person2:
Person1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by devadVcXdevchanix May 3, 2025

Lizard

A straight man that occupies a job that is typically held by a women and considered a feminine role.

I don’t tip male waiters. Go lay some shingles you lizard!

by Chuckondeeznutz August 15, 2025

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018

Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

lizard robot

Zucc

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*

by Loulou726 June 24, 2018

Lizard

Weak ass Boah that can't fight for shit

That lizard will not beat kong, the king of all beasts.

by K1ngMonke March 23, 2021