july 13th

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

July 12th

The day King Vlo was born

July 12th yes the day of the King

by YourDaughtersBabyDaddy October 14, 2019

July 9

The Birth of Mario July

The birth of Mario. This is rely when he's born

I'm serious

bro: yo bro Mario day is tomorrow
Bro II :yes
bro: I'm going to buy my mom a Mario and she will go insane bro you know how much my mom loves Mario
Bro II :Yahoo
bro: July 9

by CharlesCream October 15, 2019

July 3rd

July 3rd is national make-out with your partner day. So go get them and get it on.

“Did you hear it’s July 3rd😉🤪”

by TUCKY2315 June 27, 2021

2. july

When the real Gs are born. They love pizza and alcohol!!:)

Wow that girl eat a lot of pizza, is she born on 2. july????

by Pizzaman8629 69 October 25, 2020

July 10

The day the kost amazing person ever was born, someone who is talented, smart, kind, cute, very good looking and over-all the best. They're so adorable they could kill you with their smile.

Person A: Hey it's July 10th!
Person B: Woah it's the most amazing person ever's birthday! <3

by ShortCrocs February 10, 2022

July 22

The date that horny people are born on

Person: Oh your born on July 22? You must horny.

by jacobsaggytittyfan June 5, 2022