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Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia
bruh she just is shes a jarring twat
by louuu_68 June 28, 2021
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Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from Star Wars played by Ahmed Best. His most famous phrase is, Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant,"
Tom: Ay, you know bout that Jar Jar Binks kid?
by FrostKing September 26, 2022
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Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style
I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.
by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019
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Pickle jar

A Jar full of female pleasurable succulent pickles
The Pickle jar is a way to pleasure women or enjoy with your tuna sandwich from Panera
by Randomonium February 26, 2022
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Swamp jar

Swamp jar. It's a jar of swamp. Fill a jar with swamp water.
Borald: Yo bro, how's the swamp jar going?
Joward: wrigglin and jigglin my dude
by Borald January 4, 2023
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Jar

Go down to the bud hut and by me a jar! I need it bad
by BB 4 January 30, 2020
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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
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