Janked Up

Something that is messed up or not right.

This pie tastes very janked up.

by Will Grennay January 13, 2007

jackdick

(jak-dihk) n. - 1. comprised from the words jackass and dickhead meaning one who is not only a jackass but also a dickhead.
2. random word to shout in excitement, frustration or anger.

1. When Jason and Angela got into a fight she threw a chair at his face and called him a 'jackdick'.
2. Angela: Boo!
Jason: Oh, jackdick!

by Sledgela February 21, 2006

Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

Jackdesh

1) The action of beating the living soul out of someone in a gruesome style as in the movie "The Job" & "Bourne Ultimatum"

2) The statement used when a person is going to do something genuinely badass and that relates to something Jack Desh would do or has done.

(Also used as Jeckdesh-it or Jackdesh-ing)

1. (Action)
Jim - Hey yo, if you dont stop messing with me, I'm going to jackdesh you.
Bully - WTF?
(Jim Beats the living fuck out of him)

by Jack Desh January 24, 2009

Jaked it

When one of your friends make a joke and then the kid that thinks he’s funny tries add on and completely ruins the joke

Shii man you jaked it so hard

by Jaked it November 7, 2020

Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank

Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed

by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009

janked

to be "muffed up" or "fucked up"

dang, that guys face is hella janked up.

by elvis bojangle May 20, 2009