Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

mind surf

a mental experience in which surfers envision how they would absolutely shred an unridden wave that they are watching

Chad is mind surfing every wave from the beach and frothing out of his mind

by carln November 18, 2023

Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 13, 2012

Surf

To have sex with an attractive woman

“Damn my boy finna go surf!”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

keyword surfing

Keyword surfing is when people overload their post on social media with unrelated trending words and hash tags to increase discovery and impression. It could be easily seen on popular social networks like twitter and Instagram.

These Influencers are spoiling Twitter user experience by keyword surfing.

I got lots of impressions by keyword surfing.

by Docu June 29, 2020

Picture-surfing

V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures!

you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."

"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"

by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010

Narrative Surfing

A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.

This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.

Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.

why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?

They’re narrative surfing dude.

by Huwite August 14, 2023