morning suckoff

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.

When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.

by thewildone June 28, 2011

Morning mong

Waking up and smoking Cannabis before noon.

For best effect smoke on a trampoline in the sun with 2+ people.

*wake up* ''Lets go for morning mong :)''

by Monkeylord 01 March 25, 2010

morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants

My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge

by tory borty April 30, 2013

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

Morning wedgie

The act of a guy grabbing the back of another guys underwear band and pulling it upwards . Always both guys ; 2 . A wedgie performed between the hours of 7:00am and 11:00am ; 3. A morning ritual between older brother to younger brother ( or on rare occasions vice versa) this ritual is often turned in to a "daddy drinking game" . Meaning every time dad has a cup of coffee a wedgie is performed on the person on the receiving side of the waistband .

Joe : Good morning kiddo . Dads already had 2 cups of coffee and your overdue .
George: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn't do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
Joe: morning wedgie . I have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . SOOO .

George: ok .

by David fartshorter January 1, 2014

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013

the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.

Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!

by the sensual chef October 7, 2018