Looking at the right side of the grass

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).

"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

by Deanna03801 February 09, 2009

paint it green and throw it in the grass

that's what you said when talking about something useless

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

by Enrique Licciardi January 03, 2009

If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019

sit ya ass on the grass

to have partied to hard to the point where you are to sick to continue the party. To sit your ass on the grass refers to having bit off more than you can handle while partying, and being unable to party anymore.

Ex. 1 - Man I had to sit ya ass on the grass the other night you went to hard on the alcohol.

Ex. 2 - I sat your homeboy on the grass the other night, he thought he was tough enough to hang with the big dogs.

by rollicasspeindeks October 02, 2011

Dragging Ass and Sweeping Grass

Doing none to very little work, and the work you’re doing is pointless.

Working very little but looking busy.

Dude, how’s your job going?

Not bad, just been dragging ass and sweeping grass.

by Jack_Mehoff_69 August 18, 2021

What makes the grass grow?

Chant used during bayonet drills for many army's, including the British.

What makes the grass grow?
Blood, blood, blood!
Who's Blood?
The Enemies!
Who's Enemie?
The Queens Enemies

by Cpl Thom June 13, 2006

cuban crab grass

A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.

Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?

by SwineFluQuarantiner May 01, 2009