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Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss
Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!
by I want todos May 14, 2021
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danger-rope-a-dope

A snake handling technique where you use a snake hook to repeatedly pull a snake in the direction opposite to where it is trying to flee while backing up until the snake is exhausted enough to pick it up by the tail.
I saw a guy try to use the danger-rope-a-dope on a black mamba, and he almost didn't die.
by F.Dirac July 25, 2018
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Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3
Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!
by nari!<3 October 13, 2021
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Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
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stay dangerous

always be aware and ready, no matter what happens
by Stay Dangerous Streetwear June 10, 2024
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danger zone chest

Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
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