Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017

Hot pockets

when someone is pressed/mad about something

Guy: fuck sakes, you always do this

Girl: oh you hot pockets rn?

by - A ;) February 19, 2021

Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.

“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”

by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023

Ella hot pocket

Ella is a hot kitten who loves doing Hawaiian hot pockets with me

I just had an Ella hot pocket

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018