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Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
mugGet the Touché Hitlermug.

Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.
by ChefR January 20, 2021
mugGet the Hitler Pubesmug.

Gandalf Hitler

During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.
Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.
by TRUEHistoryOfMiddleEarth May 25, 2023
mugGet the Gandalf Hitlermug.

dripping hitler

A sexual act of ejaculation above someone's upper lip as the semen drips down both sides to form a resemblance of a Hitler mustache
John: What did you last night ?
Dave: I met this hot bitch and did the dripping hitler on her
John: Dude that's awesome !
by mocoboriuca October 16, 2011
mugGet the dripping hitlermug.

hitler salute

evrybody do the hitler salute
by aqwertyuioplkjhgfdszxcvbnm October 23, 2017
mugGet the hitler salutemug.

hitler paul

by Lennon Jamie September 12, 2020
mugGet the hitler paulmug.

Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.
Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
mugGet the Touché Hitlermug.

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