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shut the front door

a phrase used when you don't want to say shut the "F" up instead.
person #1 I hope you die!
person #2 shut the front door, and be quite!
by frankie frank August 23, 2009
mugGet the shut the front doormug.

B.M. from the front

1.)A big, black, dick. When a black man is so hung that it looks like he is taking a shit from the front instead of his ass. Therefore he is making a Bowel Movement from the front. 2.) Horse weiner on a black man. 3) Donkey weiner.
When Sally, a white girl, first saw Dameetrion's penis, she got scared because she thought Dameetrion was taking a B.M. from the front.
by Evan Treyborn September 8, 2005
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Shut the front door

Romy Bauer first coined this expression in 2000. When she didn't want to say the "F word"
Romy is in Joel's caravan

Shut the front door
by Gandeybigtop October 6, 2019
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Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.
Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!
by Matthew678 March 22, 2019
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Front Me Bits

Girls Tits (UK)
Lokk a them Front me bits
by CvIlLeBeAsT8 October 23, 2003
mugGet the Front Me Bitsmug.

United Patriots Front

The Australian branch of global fascism.

The States have the KKK; the Brits have Ukip; the Aussies have the United Patriots Front.

They oppose non-whiteness and non-Aussie religion. Sorry I'm not talking about the Indigenous religion known as the Dreaming that goes back thousands of years in Australia, but the religion introduced to the country in 1788.

For example, Jesus wasn't born a Middle-Eastern man in a manger, but a bronzed Aussie with tight pecks, wrapped in an Australian flag.

If you understand the difference between an adjective and a verb, you needn't apply. All that matters is the flag, juicing up, praying to the ANZACs, hating anything not white and a lack of charisma.
The United Patriots Front is an emerging body of critical thinkers who have crafted a mythology about the way Australia is or was or should be or something. Like all white supremacists, they are ticked off with their own lives and are blaming anyone who believe in basic human rights for their misery.
by witless January 29, 2016
mugGet the United Patriots Frontmug.

United Patriots Front

The United Patriots Front (UPF) is a populist far-right movement based in Australia which opposes Islam. Although the UPF and its members deny being racist, their social media video rants and behaviour at protests suggests otherwise. The UPF leaderships is made up of militaristic narcissistic racists, and its followers tend to be uneducated bogans who feel disenfranchised under the current system of government and/or intimidated by people who have intellectual capacity beyond grunting.
"I'm going to a protest rally today organised by the United Patriots Front because I'm a racist bigot."
by Pineapple Thief December 10, 2015
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