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by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
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Trauma flexing

The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.

It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
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Flex Warrior

Someone who religiously plays flex because they are too much of a pussy to play solo/duo, but if they do decide to enter that realm they never play solo.
Oi, that Cringemod is such a flex warrior
by Oofan Bloberts March 22, 2021
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Flex

Verb: To flex
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Guy 1: Hey man, how did the test go?

Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?

Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.

Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!

Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
by almosca99 June 1, 2020
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Flexxing

I’m not flexxing I’m just being myself
by Tstacked August 28, 2018
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flex dynamite

He's the gayest person you will know
by youtuber12321 September 30, 2019
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zoe flex

Bad to the bone, Makes money and shows off, Being A Alex
The guy that just walked in is Zoe Flex
by Zoe Flex December 21, 2016
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