people fest

When a group of people put coke a cola in their anal cavity; then 2 people shove mentos into their mouthes. They procced to put their mouths around the anus then push the mentos into their anal cavity with their tounge, then put mentos into their anus creating a fun explosion in everyones anus and 2 peoples mouthes.

They just had a people fest whilst i was gone.

by Derkin sthine June 26, 2024

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019

Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.

Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.

by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Zest Fest

Liam

That guy Liam major zest fest

by Gold76ranger April 2, 2023

Soak-fest

An outrageous shed of water

Today I went to the waterpark and it was a soak-fest

by ijesojncn February 2, 2024

Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020