A word used typically by vegans who think they are better than you to explain why they don't eat meat and why it's ok.
Existentially, I don't eat meat because animals have a lot of feelings, and I feel their voices should be heard.
by Prof. Linguist April 5, 2010
Get the Existentially mug.What you call someone who will fuck anything that exists. Examples are their own gender, a cat, a couch, and a microwave.
"Oh, I'm existencesexual*. I fuck my dishwasher daily."
*Super horny and will fuck anything in sight, including the air
*Super horny and will fuck anything in sight, including the air
by PurpleLucario June 11, 2018
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by exouco February 27, 2019
Get the Existless mug.Existence is the balance of living and soulfulness as well as godly forces on each side protecting and destroying life
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Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Existence Coach mug.Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019
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