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lewis evans

Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover

And hung like a horse
Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy
by Mousey10 March 26, 2021
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Thomas Evans

A straight dude who likes pussy.
"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."
by HeyHiHello25 March 31, 2021
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Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”
by mr.appleman April 10, 2021
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ricky evans

A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.
Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.
by JRE617 April 29, 2021
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Evan Kowalewski

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville
by blind_squirrel June 8, 2022
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John-Evan

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022
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Evan <3

Evan. A person who’s always so thoughtful, kind, amazing, cool, cute, sweet, considerate, protective and just overall the best human you’ll ever meet. If you find an Evan in your lifetime then don’t let go of him because i can assure ya you won’t find one again, he’s one of a kind <3
omg you have an Evan <3 ?! im so jealous.
by Unknown.exe156 August 23, 2022
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