Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021

Kiler Evans

Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.

Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"

by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022

Gay Evan

He is just gay and aiden is fat

Wow your such a Gay Evan

by sgerggh July 07, 2019

Rhys Evans

A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans

"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"

by Harnikfromaustria July 03, 2019

Evan Davidson

a simp for squidward tentacles

“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”

by deanna lynn September 12, 2020

evan + kia

Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.

Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!

by I love everyoone August 18, 2023

harris evans

Certified bot

A.Bro you are a Harris Evans!
B. No I’m a magged cunt

by Magged co September 16, 2019