Ethan

Smallest dick ever. An Ethan is the type of person to get truly upset over a friend joking around about their shitty haircut

Dale: "Oi look at Ethan's haircut"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"

by kickassboi January 15, 2017

Ethan

A soyboy who cries on Discord about how he's so unloved and everyone hates him and that his fuckbuddy RPer friend took the fucking kids and left discord! We know you stream fortnite. We know you think you're hot shit despite being an absolute arsehole!

Ethan cried to his "friends" about how his friend deactivated his account!

by AwesomeEthanTV November 20, 2018

Ethan

A kid you have to invite everywhere cause his sister is bad

That kid Ethan has a hot sister

by Mi pp itches November 28, 2018

Ethan

faggot

What an ethan... stupid bitch.

by ThiccyNiccy October 24, 2018

Ethan

Gets friend zoned for two years and is permanently but hurt.

why is Ethan so buthurt
obviously cuz Camila frienzoned him for two years

by The real oracle 666 November 5, 2018

Ethan

That one annoying guy that everyone hates

That guy is such an ethan

by MinecraftGoat December 18, 2018

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018