by Mr.Chilly June 24, 2023

when someone combines a humble brag and a burn in the same post to simultaneously throw shade at a common enemy while “subtly” taking the time to show off.
“I just finished the entire bar $7000 bar prep course three weeks early - and they had the nerve to ask for a tip?! Fuck Corporations and tip culture.”
“Sick humble drag bro”
“Sick humble drag bro”
by Hunter Gemini July 2, 2023

by Awkave March 14, 2016

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.
An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”
-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”
-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019

When you grossly underreport the circumstances of an event in a desperate attempt to save face and escape the consequences of your negligence.
GM's Cruise robotaxi company filed a report with the DMV regarding an accident in which a robotaxi hit a pedestrian and drug them 20 feet. The company is now being held liable for filing a false report, as in their report, they neglected to mention the drag, which caused the victim serious injuries
by Spirit Bear November 15, 2024

when someone over complicates a situation or a topic by beating around the bush and making it difficult for everyone to move on. normally resulting in lying.
by ziggi's cousin July 12, 2024

When you are boastful about being on the first hypersonic passenger flight and forget important things like design or steering.
by plato! October 30, 2024
