The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.
I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008
Get the Double Stunnamug. by Jinclops February 5, 2010
Get the Double Vloggingmug. Double texting (but on like Instagram or snapchat), is when you dm a girl and she leaves you on read; and you're thinking that she must have been too busy or just doesn't know of your pure magnificence, knowing this, you decide to act.
She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.
Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.
A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro
She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.
Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.
A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro
-"UGH, is that Clay again? That's the second "hey" in a row!"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"
by Brolympian18 December 5, 2017
Get the Double dmmug. While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.
Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?
I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.
Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.
I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.
I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.
Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.
I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.
by Futt Bucker 2000 June 6, 2021
Get the Double Starburstmug. As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.
Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!
by louiedog May 18, 2014
Get the double chiblumpkinmug. When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".
Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.
by mossyrock September 3, 2014
Get the double hippopotamusmug. Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.
by Aamiye March 27, 2017
Get the Double Grippingmug.