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speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011
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Tongue docking

When someone slides their tongue inside your foreskin
Miss R pulled all of Mr. J’s foreskin forward and asked to slide her tongue inside, in doing so she was tongue docking with him.
by J-intact October 10, 2023
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Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.
Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023
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Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do
Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024
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Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .
When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure
by Dr.FistHer February 3, 2024
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Sound-Docking

When a man uses his penis to sound another man's penis
Hey bro, we've tried Docking, now let's try sound-docking
by grimreaperjr14 April 4, 2023
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Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.
by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023
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