by pancakesanta August 11, 2017
Get the dirty ronaldomug. The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
Get the The Dirty Joelmug. the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
by 420guy April 29, 2015
Get the Dirty Fortemug. This can be used when referring to someone who is a douche, asshole, dumb ass or are full of themselves. More specifically, some who can't keep their damn mouth shut!
"Wow! I can't believe you told them that! You pulled a Dirty Richardson, douche bag!"
"Did you really just do that!? You're such a Dirty Richardson!"
"Did you really just do that!? You're such a Dirty Richardson!"
by Karma$@btch October 4, 2011
Get the Dirty Richardsonmug. by OoooglyyyBooogllyyy August 15, 2020
Get the dirty colemug. When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
by everyonesgay April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Elymug. The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019
Get the Dirty Paragmug.