A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.

You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.

by TJ Tremorgun September 18, 2017

The Deferico

While doing a girl from behind, subtly grab a flashlight and flash it towards the ceiling. Once she's distracted and confused by the light, scream "PIATEK!", and slam into her ass.

My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the deferico to her last week

by Mesciu October 23, 2018

non differentiable

Describes someone who is obese enough to have folds in their belly.
The sharp folds inside are considered a singularity, and the function is not 'well behaved' at that point.
Typically a woman.

Ex1)
The non differentiable sat on a chair. The chair snapped in two.
The manager of the beach sued the non differentiable woman to pay for the chair.
The non differentiable sued the beach for injury.
The court decided that it was the non differentiable`s fault, and banned her to go to beaches.

Ex2) Some people like having sex with non differentiables. I can`t understand why they would do that gross stuff.

by Jekr December 9, 2018

Emma Difede

Emma Difede is the kindest person you could find. She’s a beautiful, kind, and a fun-loving person. She is so determined that when she finds something she wants to do, she’ll accomplish it in one second. Emma is drop dead gorgeous. All the boys are obsessed with Emma. She’s always the person that will stand out in a crowd, everyone adores her. She might be small, but she’s strong all right. If someone hurts her friend’s feelings’ she’ll be right there to fight that chick -or boy- Emma has such a sense of humor and can make anyone laugh. Even someone who is histaricllly crying will laugh at her joke. Emma can light up a room. Emma has such a great personality and speaks her thoughts. She’s not afraid to let it all out and be herself in front of everybody. She also doesn’t care what people think and won’t give her heart to a stupid boy. Emma is loving and stays out of drama she might be in. Emma is always doubting herself even though she is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. Emma is definitely an Italian by heart with that pizza and pasta. Emma is also a beach girl by heart, always getting tanner than the sand itself. You might think Jlo is a great dancer, watch Emma instead. She can turn better than anyone and has the patience of learning new skills. Also, if you see Emma in the hall and drop your books, she’ll be the first person to pick them up.

“I wish I was like Emma Difede she’s smart, funny, kind, beautiful, and talented.”
“How does that even work?”
“Emma is beautiful, I wish she was my girl”

by Anonymous 1234598765 February 12, 2019

same difference

it's also basically the same thing, but it's not too different for me to care about it too much

so in other words, same difference

by meme_girl405 July 10, 2019

same difference

it's also basically the same thing, but it's not too different for me to care about it too much

so in other words, same difference

by meme_girl405 July 10, 2019

Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd

a type of an absolute god who doesnt take anything from anyone

a "man": bruh lets go ill make you turn from bruh to bruh moment in 2 milimicheal seconds
Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd: "what did you just say" the brolic man says, walking in at 9 feet tall, 250 pounds and the wwe, ufc and fortnite title holder in every weight class.
the "man": cowers in fear as Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd is intimidating his prey, (everyone) because he does not simply have anyone better than him, he beat god in a 1v1 at fortnite and was demolished (1324 to 0) and was crowned the new god

by my name jeb October 21, 2019