ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

ding dinger

the gates that blink and go down before a train goes by or a bridge goes up

-hey, why are all these cars waiting around?
--the ding dingers just went down, the train is about to pass.

by jassy1234 August 3, 2008

dingdongitis

The condition of being a confident smart ass who is to young and dumb to know that they don't know shit.

That kid has a bad case of dingdongitis.

by KingLance26 November 28, 2013

ding dong dick

a promiscuous lady who enjoys sexual intercourse with a penis every night, several times a night (a hoe)

"she went ding dong dickin with every guy in our school! what a whore!"

by mel and al December 9, 2014

Ding,Dong

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.

Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.

by Balloonio May 28, 2017

Ding-Dong

Reffering to a penis

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."

by Jenndar-Da-Man June 12, 2017

Ding

When somebody tells a story that is obvious bullshit

Person 1: Mate that party was lit, I fucked so many bitches

Person 2: Ding!

by Figroll123445 June 13, 2017