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The Danny Hangout Curse™

subsidiary to the term Danny Luck.

The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
Person A: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE WEATHER BEFORE HAND?!
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
by kalalalalalalalalala February 23, 2025
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The 404 curse

If you have the jacob you get 0 bitches and are a total nerd
hey u hear about jacob?
no, what?
he's got The 404 curse
by Paradox12_ July 21, 2024
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Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
by tilespace October 4, 2010
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The Curse of the Lorax

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023
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eesa curse

when you’re playing marvel rivals and you’re playing good and winning every game until you queue with your friend and you start losing every game you play with them
Man, I was winning every game solo, but the moment I teamed up with Jay, the Eesa curse hit, we couldn’t catch a break!
by toogoated April 12, 2025
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the Kpop stan curse

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.
Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."
by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023
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the curse

in inability to maintain the attraction the vaginal intercourse from a women immediately after a serious breakup of a relationship
joe- "she wouldn't have sex with me"
Bob- "thats because you have the CURSE"
by Moe "Money" Mahmoud October 24, 2007
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