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Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.
Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.
by The X God Dosia May 5, 2018
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JLW Curse

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse
J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears
by Protoxic October 27, 2021
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The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.
I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.
by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022
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babushka curse

A horribly curse that affects clocks and completely messes up the time.
Marc : "Wow, that clock is really wrong."
John : "Yeah, I guess its the babushka curse."
by atschoolrn March 29, 2022
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The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.
by speedjacer February 12, 2010
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the letter-curse

the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.
"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"

"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"
by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014
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Curse of Chymezeen

The chymezeen curse occurs when one person has deep feelings for another, who reciprocates but not to the same extent. This imbalance leads to a curse affecting the one who loves more intensely. The curse disrupts their relationship and inflicts profound dread, misery, and sorrow on the more devoted lover, while the other person develops a strong aversion towards them. A mysterious black figure is involved in this curse, requiring a vision where the cursed individual is compelled to harm the one who loved them most. The figure exerts control, leaving the person powerless to alter their actions. They face a choice: to swap curses or say goodbye forever. If they choose to swap, the roles reverse; the one who loved deeply now harbors hatred, while the one who initially hated becomes filled with love.
Curse of Chymezeen
by hidden curses February 2, 2025
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