ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018

Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.

Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket

by Macon P. March 4, 2023

cricketely

a person who holds much knowledge outside and inside games

Wow did you see that? That was so cricketely of them!

by High Boss December 9, 2020

Bitch cricket

Another name for girlfriend or spouse also related to a mud cricket. Probably what they grow up to be.

Hold on the Bitch Cricket is calling.

by Salty captain May 24, 2021

crickets

In place of saying shoot or shucks.

Doug- Did you do the homework?

Ted- Crickets!

by cricketjoe September 12, 2017

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

by thejukebox March 14, 2021

Marsh Cricket

Females that are always on a different guys boat. Use a guy just for his boat. A boat hopper.

Did you go to the bar with “ “ this weekend? Yea why? She’s a damn Marsh cricket

by DonDon1969 January 1, 2022