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Canned coochie 

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie
Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro
Canned coochie by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019

fat coochie 

When a girls coochie is plump and moist. Good to fuck
Girl: my coochie is so fat he came so fast
Boy: she has a fat coochie
fat coochie by Fat_coochie October 5, 2017

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie 

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie

stank coochie aura 

A person who has negative/bad energy and attempts to drag other people down
“Look at Karen, she asked to speak to the manager for the 5th time today. She radiates stank coochie aura.”

Shreks Coochie Juice 

Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks
"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"

International Coochie Day 

August 28th is International Coochie Day. Ok that day everyone has to take a moment and eat a coochie like a key lime pie. After, have a moment of silence for all the coochie chasers who never got their coochie.
1: “Hey, today is International Coochie Day!”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”