Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch
by asdfasdfweiosdng January 22, 2025
A lonely boy who has no friend and don't even know what he is doing or why the hell does he even live.no one likes him and he is known to have an elven looking like face and some disgusting ears.
The christopher camiré is walking straight to death.
The camiré smells like an empty butthole
The christopher pue
The camiré smells like an empty butthole
The christopher pue
by Realisticman128 March 22, 2017
by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019
A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
by The Sneak Thief March 08, 2018
Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 13, 2022
Mos attractive man I've ever laid eyes on. Intelligent, fix anything, family man ,passionate and he does most everything with stride. Show knowledge to be more indepen. help you with any way he can,& leave an impression will stay. c
Can have a beast att. or temp wen × da wrg way but gen try to do erry ting w gud intent & wel. Sweet & sen.tiv sid u can fal in love w & u will fall it be v hard 2eve let him go if I truly love him. He admires to be admired has the best kisses & love making skills u can eve exper. and Ncountr if u have his atrraction w urs & if you connect with him on that type of level. He can b & have been very mis. Understoo but if he likes u & u treat him well you'll have a friend for life. If u ever betray him he'll never trust you again. He craves some1 that has unconditional luv 4 him & that shows him and proves their self to him so that he can really be sure that one has true intentions of loving him for who he is. If he ever starts loving u he'll do better to do what is right. As everyone in life & all this Earth he has room for improvement and tries his best to make up for what mistakes be ever makes. Has high standards set for himself &will not settle for a nobody. TAKES time to gain his trust. Loves good cooking & a woman can 100% b loyal 2 him. Ever have him in your life and he lets u in, treat him well & value him for who he is &he will do the same for u if he loves & cares for you. It just doesn't get any better than this when it comes to a man.
Can have a beast att. or temp wen × da wrg way but gen try to do erry ting w gud intent & wel. Sweet & sen.tiv sid u can fal in love w & u will fall it be v hard 2eve let him go if I truly love him. He admires to be admired has the best kisses & love making skills u can eve exper. and Ncountr if u have his atrraction w urs & if you connect with him on that type of level. He can b & have been very mis. Understoo but if he likes u & u treat him well you'll have a friend for life. If u ever betray him he'll never trust you again. He craves some1 that has unconditional luv 4 him & that shows him and proves their self to him so that he can really be sure that one has true intentions of loving him for who he is. If he ever starts loving u he'll do better to do what is right. As everyone in life & all this Earth he has room for improvement and tries his best to make up for what mistakes be ever makes. Has high standards set for himself &will not settle for a nobody. TAKES time to gain his trust. Loves good cooking & a woman can 100% b loyal 2 him. Ever have him in your life and he lets u in, treat him well & value him for who he is &he will do the same for u if he loves & cares for you. It just doesn't get any better than this when it comes to a man.
Me: girl wait you see Christopher M.C wow! So what did you think?
My homegirl:"girl Christopher M.C. ? he is fine as hell"
Me:"I told you!!!!"
My homegirl:"girl Christopher M.C. ? he is fine as hell"
Me:"I told you!!!!"
by Cloverforlife2021 January 22, 2021
by Watchingforredflags December 18, 2022