Christopher

He is That Dude who Looks at the weird shit Torben does and Starts laughing

Person 1: Why is Torben at the pricipals Office?
Person 2: idk m8, i guess he just took a shit in the Bus
Christopher: Lmao

by Theboiwhonotgay October 29, 2020

Christopher Kim

Better than you

Christopher Kim is better than Khandi /j

by OriginAnomaly November 21, 2021

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

Christopher

Most likely a player with a big heart. He usually hangs around his buddies and talks to them about how he is using you. He uses you for money or someone to pick on.

Girl: Lain is soooo hot I'm gonna ask him out!!
Me: Ewww you like him he is such a Christopher

by Rileyb_123223 December 19, 2021

Christoph

Christoph is the love of my life, I would give everything up if that means that i can be with him , the moment I saw his beautiful blue eyes and his beautiful smile i was in love . I love looking at him when he drinks a beer because his cheeks are getting red. I prayed for someone like this everyday, thank you god for such a nice,beautiful,sexy and loving person. The attention he gives me, the compliments, the orgasm everything on him is perfect, i want it to stay like this for ever and if i could give you an advice i would tell you to find someone like Christoph❤️

A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.

by daria6969696969 November 21, 2024