Christian Loophole

When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"

me and josh Christian loopholed after class.

by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016

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Christian Fro

The fro that resides on the head of a Christian. Often confused with a Jew Fro.

Guy 1: I hate that kid with the Jew Fro he hates Jesus.

Guy 2: Naw dude that's a Christian Fro, he's loves Jesus!

by Cfol11 January 30, 2016

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Christian Allister is the hottest man to live. He is incredibly sexy, smart and he READS about stars. He is a dominant green god and he has the hottest abs to exist. If you think Christian Allister is not hot, seek professional help.

Christian Allister> Nicolas and Ronan

by iamsoinlovewithchristian October 30, 2021

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christian coulson

The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.

Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.

by greenhoney92 March 18, 2008

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Christian Server

A place where the swearing of ANYONE isn't tolerated, and shall not tarnish the Holy land we have been blessed with, anyone who does not obey these rule will be politely asked to leave.

Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.

Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(

by Your Server ADMINISTRATOR June 3, 2018

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