touzer can

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”
by kardongays May 03, 2021
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BISCUIT CAN

A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 04, 2012
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Getting on the cans

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.
Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!
by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023
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cans and bottles

Another way to call someone trash
Yo LeBron James was straight cans and bottles last night.
by No u 69 April 30, 2018
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restaurant can

The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.
That waitress must have been working here at least 6 months with a restaurant can like that.
by chrisemc October 25, 2017
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chicken in a can

My gay uncle likes chicken in a can!
by Badger poker March 04, 2019
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canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.
Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."
by carterUD November 20, 2021
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