Rapey barker

The act of keeping items in your car to take advantage of women when on thier own and can't run away.

Items such as rope and duct tape

-That guy over there has a rapey barker kit in his car I wonder who is going to get taken later

by icanannoyyou January 10, 2014

LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022

Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross

The sequence of last names called after "Bob" when the bowl/joint/blunt/bong is about to get started into rotation.
Represents every famous Bob.

Smoking device holder: BOB!
Person who next wants possession of the smoking device: Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross!

by astra420 January 4, 2011

Travis Barker

One of the hottest drummers alive who should love someone named Pammi....

(i wonder who wrote this...)

omfg! is that travis barker???? he is sooooo hott!!! BACK THE HELL OFF HES MINE!

by Pammi July 29, 2008

Barks and Screws

It's a combination of bump and bruises & cuts and crapes.

Sarah hit the pavement so hard she's all Barks and Screws.

by Crazy "Barks and Screws" Sarah October 17, 2008

Barking up a snatch trail

When a male is intrigued by a female (snatch) and then continues to woo her until he fails or succeeds.

Person one; Hey dude you "Barking up a snatch trail" yet?

Person two; Yeah bro, that fine blonde from that get together at the creek.

by 7oh! June 16, 2010

de-bark

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then make her suck your dick clean when your done.

That was some great anal sex, now would ya de-bark my cock.

by old dirty bastard March 7, 2007