Busted Tees

A line of t-shirts intended to be funny by using bad puns/jokes.

Advertised on this website. Though the girls tend to be quite hot in the ads, that blonde girl with the blue eyes is ugly and her teeth are yellow.

Softcore porn is sometimes seen in these ads.

Girlfriend: Hey, um, where did you get your t-shirt?

Boyfriend: OOH! I got it at that Busted Tees website I found through an ad on Urban Dictionary.

Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't think this relationship is working out. Good bye *leaves*

Boyfriend: WAS IT MY SHIRT?!?!?!

by Classof2010LOL February 9, 2007

busted tees

Unfunny tshirts for the most parts, but I must say I followed the link anyway.
I'll save yall some time, go directly to the girl with the t that reads Dikfore, she's the only one worth looking at.

The girl in the Dikfore t for busted tees has no bra

by m16 July 12, 2007

busted

ugly as hell female.

dam son look at that busted chick, she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

by WIZ February 17, 2005

busted whoopie cushion

a queef as a result of ass in the air doggy style sex

A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.

by poopdick55 December 10, 2010

Bustery Big

a three year old's way of describing his erection.

Mommy, my penis is bustery big. (looking concerned)

by Jbone81 December 30, 2011

busted a kindergarten

When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.

So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!

by BigDick74 September 6, 2014

busted wig

When one's hair cut is exceedingly awful.

Snap, that broad had a busted wig.

by P+BRICK-B=ME October 7, 2015