Candy Boyfriend

The sweetest most loveable boyfriend a girl can ever acquire. If you can get a yumma candy boyfriend, it means your pretty much the best thing to ever walk this earth. See "candy wife"

Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"

Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"

by Konosk April 19, 2011

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toxic boyfriend

A leech, a mooch, a drain on one's finances. A male significant other who needs periodic bailing out.

After paying for dinner yet again, Samantha wished there was a bad bank that would take over her toxic boyfriend.

by maximo hudson January 28, 2009

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Similar to a puppy boyfriend, a loving, affectionate boyfriend but who is seen as scarier, typically taller, maybe even more mature, and is very possessive over you. In another perspective, a very edgy Puppy Boyfriend who is a little toxic/mean, typically to other people besides their partners. Someone who would stand up and fight for you and maybe even growl.

She is so lucky to have a Werewolf Boyfriend to protect and love her!

by MochaPuppy November 16, 2020

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Vacation Boyfriend

Someone that is more fun than you’re real boyfriend that you hang out with when your real relationship is going bad, but you would never settle with.

Abe and Rhyan are nothing but vacation boyfriends for these hoes.

by norhygrets January 27, 2018

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Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010

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