The Boot
Tom: I cannot believe my girlfriend just broke up with me! After 3 years!
Mike: Uh...Tom?
Tom: Yeah? What is it, Mike?
Mike: Is that your car outside? The Red Suburban...The one that is being towed?
Tom: Ahhhh Christ! First my girlfriend breaks up with me and now this fuckin' Jabronee has to come along and give me The boot!?! Great! Just God damned perfect!
Mike: Uh...Tom?
Tom: Yeah? What is it, Mike?
Mike: Is that your car outside? The Red Suburban...The one that is being towed?
Tom: Ahhhh Christ! First my girlfriend breaks up with me and now this fuckin' Jabronee has to come along and give me The boot!?! Great! Just God damned perfect!
The Boot by zachary_MIDWEST November 5, 2009
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