Vancouver Blowjob

When a "loose" woman (with visible sores) offers to perform oral sex on a man in exchange for cigarette money.

That bitch gave me a dirty Vancouver Blowjob for only a loonie!

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Georgia blowjob

The best blowjob a guy can ever get; it goes beyond just deep-throating a guy's dick, as it involves a double deep-throat with another girl.

The best blowjob I ever got was a Georgia blowjob!

by gettingood' January 25, 2012

that blowjob sucked

Means: "that was the second best blowjob I could ever receive." For a description for the best ever, see that blowjob swallowed.

Bill: Man, that blowjob sucked. Good job!

by spinaltapsoundguy February 7, 2010

Infinite Blowjobs

1. A phrased used to describe the often beyond describable sense of pleasure from achieving varying degrees of greatness.

2. An orgasm worthy idea.

3. It's like one blowjob... but forever!

A. "We one 9001 to 0, that game was so made of infinite blowjobs!"

B. "That was such a fucking awesome idea, it gave me infinite blowjobs."

C. Well it's like a blowjob... but you know, forever.

by flowceps July 29, 2010

Swedish Blowjob

Sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the penis

Terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a Swedish blowjob

by fannyadams November 2, 2010

blowjob hand

the smell of spit and skin left on your hand after a blowjob

She said they didn't do anything but you can't argue the smell of blowjob hand.

You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.

by tri5aratops October 3, 2008

bad blowjob

When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.

"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."

by Henry Flower October 26, 2007