walk blocking

When you're walking down the street, taking up the whole sidewalk, and preventing others from getting by. Often done by slow movers, tourists, and other wide loads.

Those moms with their strollers are totally walk blocking me!

by tcp123 June 10, 2013

Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.

dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!

by ICV May 27, 2009

creeper's block

When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.

Aw man what was that hot girls name again? I've got total creeper's block!

by TheWorstKindOfCreep May 14, 2011

Whale Block

Being cock blocked by an overly large person.

I was talking to this girl when suddenly her friend whale blocked me

by Prof.Licon November 25, 2019

Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!

K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!

by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010

Troll-block

Like A cockblock, but instead block yours ability to troll someone.

Facebook wont let me change my name to "No One" or "Nobody" So I can like someone's status and say Nobod like this..... Facebook, you're a Troll-block.

by suskygirl July 14, 2011