bean bandit

A racist term for hispanics/mexicans because all they do is eat beans.

Person 1: Look at that mexican eat that bean burrito!
EviL: What a fucking bean bandit!

by kthxBYE! August 26, 2006

Silly Bandit

n. A person who specializes in stealing Silly Bandz. These thieves mainly target young children, often while their victims are displaying or trading their Silly Bandz, leaving them vulnerable. They may also act in marauding gangs, suddenly and sometimes violently attacking their victims without warning.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen my Silly Bandz? I swear I had a choo-choo train, a poodle and a unicorn just a second ago!

Guy 2: Nah, bro. Must have been a Silly Bandit. Gotta watch out, those thugs are everywhere!

by Mr. Longstride June 17, 2010

poop chute bandicoot

a person who enjoys anal sex.

closely related to the ass bandit, bum ninja, and the butt pirate.

a homosexual person

a way to insult a straight man by insinuating he is a homosexual.

a great way to piss off your friends.

"Don't bend over around Bob, he is a poop chute bandicoot!"

Adam: "Heh! Hey Steeve, you suck at life!!!"
Steeve: "Shut the fuck up, you poop chute bandicoot!"

"Dude, did you just grab my butt??!! What are you, some sort of poop chute bandicoot??"

by ***MuNiN*** August 30, 2009

Booty Bandito

1. used to describe a girl who lacks a sufficient booty

2. the imaginary man who "steals" the booty in the first place

Hey Jim, look at the flat ass on that one; looks like the Booty Bandito got her!

by DJ Carlos June 22, 2006

Smokey and the Bandit

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

by Maynardspet April 9, 2015

ass bandit

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

by John Milanese June 11, 2006

Biddie

Hit of LSD.

I just took a biddie man and I feel like i'm flying.

by Legs 35 June 23, 2010