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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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I was white before it was cool

I'm so fancy,, oh ya?! I was white before it was cool
by PickleSnicher January 5, 2023
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before times

1. We used to travel frequently in the before times, but now we prefer staycations.

2. Before social media, people connected differently.
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
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Sis before dicks

The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.
Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .
by La Garabato November 21, 2016
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Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu {Therapistu}For Leviathan <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu {Therapistu}For Leviathan <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
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Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you
Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days
by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023
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