Long Island Bread Basket

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

Horny nigga laundry basket

When a male or female of African descent gets sexually aroused by the thought of a laundry basket. So instead of using a popular sex toy or other sexual methods to please themselves, they have sexual intercourse with a laundry basket

Damn Jahseh really going full horny Nigga laundry basket right now huh

by Janseh Onfroy May 22, 2019

one hand sack basket

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.

Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.

by Anonomous11001 June 9, 2011

Too big for your basket

To overestimate oneself.

Friend 1: I could totally get that smoking chick over there.
Friend 2: Nah, mate, I think you're getting too big for your basket.

by hanyolo March 7, 2013

Upside down fruit basket

Upside down fruit basket is when a man tucks his penis and balls behind himself to resemble what maybe a banana and tangerines , and moons someone.

The chef at Applebees bent over and showed the waitress his upside down fruit basket

by Beef Hooked February 22, 2018

Ratan Basket Bag

An ugly straw basket that is worn over the shoulder that English teachers wear.

The Grandmother wore a Ratan Basket Bag.

by Miss Peggy 69 420 January 30, 2019

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014