She has a lotus tattoo on her foot or ankle and brassy bleached stripes in mousy brown hair. She goes to bars and orders the "special" and post tacky photos of her drinks on her social media. She wants to date a doctor and is more suited to a dude that can handle her banal conversation and stupid fart jokes. Her idea of a dream vacation I sLas Vegas or an all inclusive resort in Mexico and she feels well traveled. She is 40, fat and not fabulous however hoping for a man to rescue her from her existence. She thinks her cat makes her special and uses it to pose for selfies. Ohh and she uses those aprkel filters for teen girls even though she is middle aged.
Damn that basic bitch answering the phones at the office keeps looking for a one nighter and I do not think it is worth the shame.
by savoir September 13, 2023

by bаls May 16, 2022

by yeah im a boi April 19, 2021

When you get a beige monogrammed case for your AirPods to match your computer case, Yeti, and sweatshirt
What is the most basic thing you have seen?
My girlfriend once bought an AirPod case to match other things she owned
My girlfriend once bought an AirPod case to match other things she owned
by Mindofacat April 11, 2020

by chlostopher February 5, 2022

Anyone named Sophia, Addy, or Olivia. Who ever saw this on their iPhone and that is their name, they likely just texted everyone they know. Probably is actively going to Starbucks.
by WhoTheFuckIsGigaKnitta March 31, 2023

A word created by the great Darren Gomez. The Human uses this in almost every conversation. Usage of this word is subjected to copyright.
Basically I'm Darren
by thecommonman August 19, 2020
