Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017

sugar bagel

A donut

Yeah, let me get a chocolate frosted sugar bagel with some whippy waps.

by ProxyFox March 7, 2017

Dialectic Bagel

A state in which you are stuck questioning the truth of your own or others opinions, in which you further question layer after layer of what formed the opinion forever caught within the Bagel as you can never truly find where it came from.

Person A: Hey, what 's up with KDog? He has been sitting in that corner staring at the wall for hours now.
Person B:Yeah, he's caught in a dialectic Bagel after finishing the complete works of Hegel.
Person A: Ahhh, poor guy.

by Elisa W. Royal August 26, 2017

Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

Spicy Bagel

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

by DspmShh December 22, 2018

Edgy Badger

An edgy badger who makes a point to infinity. Is well traveled, well read and somewhat of a rennosance man. However, he badgers friends and family with his so called edgy experiences.

He’s an edgy Badger traveling to all ends of the earth retelling his old football stories and many examples of his “edgy” life.

by the fist shaker January 13, 2019