one of the funniest men ever. on the man show, was on loveline on kroq, had a show on comedy central that was pretty funny, had a house building show on TLC that was awesome, was on dancing with the stars and should have won with that awesome unicycle ride, now had a alright morhing show on 97.1fm in orange county.
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
adam carolla: 'this is my crew, or as i like to call them, my band of unemployable idiots'
caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'
'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'
'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
by B3N_1x34 June 15, 2008
by meteoryte February 16, 2009
the nicest and funniest gentleman on american idol season 8 with and awesome voice and amazing smile. He tries to spice a song up by just adding his own style into it.
Host:"did you google yourself this week?"
Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"
contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."
adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"
Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"
contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."
adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"
by 14yearsyoungerthanadamlambert April 07, 2009
Ryan Adams is one of the best musicians of his time. He was previously in the band Whikeytown, until his debute album Heartbreaker in September of 2000. Since then, Adams has produced a considerably large number of records.
by David R... August 13, 2006
adam jones is the hottest guy alive. he is a member of the SM6 band. unfortunately, he is held hostage by another member of the band. u can find his tik tok @sm6. he listens to our requests to wear a beanie and vans. only a short time before we turn him into a skater boy. #saveadam
by Kween Kelly May 28, 2020
the best twitter stans you could ever come across. adam stans are extremely chaotic but also super sweet and welcoming. they will flood your timeline with copypastas and reaction memes. you cannot escape the adam stans. the blueprint is asa, the original adam stan group chat that started it all. s4a is another popular adam stan group chat and constantly simps for adam tyler berman.
i replied to only one member of the adam stans yesterday and they all filled my mentions you really can’t escape them, love them though!
by naturetyler September 05, 2020