Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018

Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.

Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018

Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy

a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”

by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023