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Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.
Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021
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Mack-Monkey

A male who's good at talking to women, but it's all a front...as soon as the female takes the bait, and seems interested, he runs.
I think that guy's a Virgin, really...watch him a play "Mack-Monkey" with that girl at the bar...then run.
by BarnabyWilde September 19, 2016
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Mack Jigger

Founding member of da Rolling Stones and a famous fisherman.
Gonna try my luck at stream-angling, but I know dat it can be a long and boring ordeal, so I think I'll take along a couple of Mack Jigger albums to listen to.
by QuacksO November 1, 2021
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Mack

The most stupid person ever to exist. He sends dick picks to his mother at night. He has never felt the touch of a woman besides his mom. He is the person who hides in the group not telling anyone that he watches his mom on porn hub. He always wishes that he can fuck his mom.
Wow watching my moms porn you Mack.
by ChunkyMotherLove March 23, 2022
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Macked

Crashing your car into anything, car, person etc. replaces the word ( Crash or crashed )

Used in The NYC Metropolitan area.
This nigga macked on the highway HE DONT GOT ITT. Used in The NYC Metropolitan area.
by anonymous December 16, 2023
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Mack potential

To be “mack potential” is to be a reckless driver, a car accident waiting to happen.
You’re doing 80 on the shoulder? Nah, you straight mack potential
by Jam Tha Man June 18, 2025
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mack

crashing the whip while swimming on hood
if u mack don’t panic, doolie a mechanic
by davidsssv February 13, 2025
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