Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

Fuzzies

The name of a four year old boys biceps.

While yelling excitedly at his mom and flexing both upper arm muscles at once the boy says, "check out these fuzzies, I'm strong! Grrrrrrr..." The mama bear just giggled and agreed with her little cub.

by iliketopurpalot89jdt March 19, 2017

fuzzy tauntaun

When you use melted dalgona coffee to wax the hair of your partner

He wouldn't shave so I gave him a Fuzzy TaunTaun

by Lluscyd November 14, 2021

fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020

fuzzy water

fuzzy water is basically just sparkling water put into better words.

“hey can you pass me the fuzzy water?”
“what’s fuzzy water?”
“look it up on urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022

fuzzy muzzy

A weird short alien skinny kid that thinks hes funny

You see that fuzzy muzzy? He thinks hes cool but his jokes are really offensive.

by coolguy2510 January 15, 2024