Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it

Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

bread skating

Bread skating is the process of skating on a Bread Skate

"Bro he's totally bread skating"

by CaLviiiiiiiiin July 11, 2018

Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Bread Loaf

To give a girl head and call it a day.

How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.

by Robthedog24 September 19, 2020

Bread Legs

Usually the type of legs East Coast girls have. Thick thighs from loving bread too much. East Coast meets garlic knots.

Girl you got some bread legs!! Do you still want to eat garlic knots tonight? Let's get pizza after!

by Breadlegsqueen April 23, 2017

The End of Bread

The termeniation (or End) of a social or cultural occurrence; the stopping of a common or normal event; a drastic ending

Person a: Phil hasn't texted me for the first time in two weeks!
Person b: dude, it's the End of Bread

by It's Phil April 22, 2017

trevor's bread

Trevor's bread is a definition of a huge load of pubic hair mixed in with home made bread and mayo to pleasure one's self

Dude I went over to Zach's house yesterday and he was using trevor's bread

by fwefeef January 26, 2016