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she’s watching me

Me, home alone at midnight: I can hear her breathing. I can sense she’s near. I see shadows and think it’s her. I think I can smell her too. It’s disgusting, like rotting flesh. Help. She’s watching me.
by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 5, 2019
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Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.
I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.
by Kopthis October 3, 2019
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watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence
Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.
by sssssc September 13, 2008
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Watch em swang

Wear your stunna shades and Ghost-ride the whip, then scrape, Now... Gas, brake, dip, dip and Shake them dreads when doin the thizz face.
Uugh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but I’m planning on growing some, watch em swang
by Homie Jizzle May 26, 2006
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watch my kids

The process of jerking off and cumming into someones eye
GUY: Im gonna cum
GIRL: On my face

GUY: Here watch my kids
by JIMBEAN37273 March 31, 2017
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STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER

That boy wont stop watching Gay spider. He isnt a true assad
by busrespeccer9 January 29, 2020
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Who's watching in (Present year)

An extremely cancerous sentence posted on youtube comment sections of old videos so they can easily get likes. Usually, videos posted within the years 2005, to 2010 in 2017.

Yep, just post one simple "Who's watching in 2017" or whatever year you're in and you'll get likes in no time. About 10% of people hate this type of comment. The other 90% though, love it because it gets them likes and they don't have the skillz to become pro at making likable youtube comments.
Who's watching in 2017?

Replies:

Me.

Me.

Not me.

And someone that actually thinks this comment is cancerous, "I'm watching in 2017 too, Btw that type of comment is cancerous.

Who's watching in (Present year) basically it is just baiting to get likes.
by LittleRocketMan February 27, 2017
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