wanker's jaw

Closely related to wanker's claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended blow job.

I was totally going down on this guy when I developed a severe case of wanker's jaw.

by get off my lawn March 15, 2009

sub wanker

Someone who plays at being submissive. Not the real deal.

That bitch totally led me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy May 6, 2007

Car Wanker

Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.

#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."

Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*

#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."

by Rawr xD September 10, 2010

wanker

still unclear of true meaning...

you stupid ass wanker

by matt miller November 16, 2002

Word Wanker

Someone who makes up shit words.

That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.

by Heavymetaldude. UG FTW! June 28, 2008

wanker

Someone at your place of work who makes it seem like they are correcting paperwork you submit, when what you are submitting already contains the "corrections" the wanker has suggested be adopted

(Penner, you are truly a wanker)

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005