passive wank

A passive wank or passivewank (verb) is the action of masturbating whilst also partaking in a specifically intellectual activity, so much so that the act of masturbating becomes an afterthought

"Matt! Why are you passive wanking?! We're trying to do surgery here!"

by spoons2424 January 12, 2017

Liberation Wank

Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.

After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.

My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.

I took a ballistic wank this morning.

by Misterymissile August 31, 2020

filthy wank

When you masturbate while having a shit.

Ally just went for a filthy wank. Dirty bastard.

by eujuan June 25, 2017

Golden Wank

Jerking off with a condom on

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room

by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016

shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

by efildrot September 24, 2013

hive wank

A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.

Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.

by snowmoon March 16, 2020