unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.
Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.
by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015
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Emo Unicorn

Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life
by Aia Laau November 02, 2018
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Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, laying on his back, while another man inserts the dildo into his ass and rides it, while being ridden the man on his back gives the dildo rider a hand job, and tongues his balls as they drop on his mouth during the dildo ride, and also jerks himself off during the entire process. Once both parties ejaculate, they mix the cum together and then the unicorn (man with dildo on head) swallows their combined loads.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
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Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
by Finch345 December 29, 2011
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Unicorn Horn

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.
One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn
by CnClear January 10, 2011
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Unicorn Sex

When two gay people put strap ons onto their heads like a unicorn and then STICK THAT FUCKIN DILDO INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES
by Papi Zo June 24, 2017
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unicorn spit

A bisexual woman which joins in with heterosexual couples and does not like the taste of man juice...
Oh man did you see that unicorn spit when i blew that load deep down her esophagus...
by Myfaceyourpussy December 10, 2018
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