tool

a greenspoon

man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away

by walt3r September 9, 2010

tool

1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.

Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"

by G thang love daddy December 3, 2007

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003

tools with SoAlz

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

by KansasTools November 1, 2023

Towle tool

A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.

Girl 1. You had sex with him too?

Girl 2. Yeah, no one told me he was a Towle tool!

by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012

tool duel

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.

1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.

by wheresbuckbeack? July 19, 2011

Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010